Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Bailout???????????
Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze? I don't know, you tell me?????
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Ye Sure Can Cook
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.....
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Amazing Race 13
Liquid Assets
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Eileen Herlie Dead At 90

Eileen Herlie, a stage and TV actress who appeared on "All My Children" for more than three decades as the motherly Myrtle Fargate, died Wednesday from pneumonia. She was 90.
Herlie joined the show in 1976 to play Myrtle, her last appearance on the show was in June.
Before joining the "soap" world she was a regular on Broadway. Farewell to an accomplished actress.
Picture courtesy of ABC
Friday, October 10, 2008
Survivor-Gabon
I am not quite sure why the "Fang" tribe got rid of Jacquie. Here is one of the strongest team members and she's gone bye bye. Kelly, Ken, and G.C. couldn't beat theirselves out of a wet paper bag. This teams defeat in the immunity challenge was pathetic. I don't believe anyone but Matty & Jacquie participated, hello what don't you understand about the word "team"?Picture courtesy of CBS
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Survivor: Gabon
Well. there is not too much to cheer about right now for the Cubs. Guys, batting .222 this year and .194 last year in NLDS games isn't going to cut it not to mention your defense. Wednesday I was making excuses for my beloved Cubs, "it's just first game jitters or maybe they jinxed themselves with the blessing of the dugout and equipment." Although I would never say having something blessed is a jinx but why are they doing things out of the ordinary? Now they have consulted a sleep specialist, what's next? Stop already! Just go out there and play ball like you have all year, there is a job to do and a goal in mind.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Amazing Race 13
Important Message
Due to recent economic reversals and the rising
cost of electricity, gas, and oil, the 'light at the
end of the tunnel' has been turned off.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Sincerely,
Your Government
cost of electricity, gas, and oil, the 'light at the
end of the tunnel' has been turned off.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Sincerely,
Your Government
Monday, September 29, 2008
Survived Another One
Well, Val and I survived another "Oktoberfest" in La Crosse, Wisconsin, our 14th. Besides the fest, we always go dancing at a little place called Nutbush City Limits, not to far from Renee's (Val's sister)place. If you have never been to a real Oktoberfest I suggest checking this one out. Only bad thing is trying to get a room might be hard. Most the hotels are booked a year and sometimes two years out. The parade alone attracts 100,000 people. Besides the parade, one of the highlights of the festivities is the tapping of the "golden keg" which takes place on the first day of the fest at 10:00 a.m.. Hey, it's noon somewhere....
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Go Cubbies
The beloved Cubbies clinched the Central division today by defeating the St. Louis Cardinals 5-4. Go Cubs Go, Go Cubs Go, Hey Chicago what d' ya say Cubs are gonna win to day.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
The Season Has Started
Well, the season has started. We are two weeks into the season and I have set my average at 196. I feel good about the average, I just hope I can continue to do well. Let the pins fall where they may....
Dan Is The Man......
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