Good day all....I said I wouldn't stay away so long but as you can see that was a bold face lie....sorry! Here's hoping everyone has been doing great. I myself went on a cruise (no not on a Carnival ship) and had a fantabulous time. We went on Royal Caribbean to the Cayman Islands, Cozumel, and Jamaica. In Cozumel we took a submarine ride and took some pretty cool pictures, zip-lined in Jamaica, and spent most of the day drinking in the Cayman Islands. Actually the whole cruise involved partaking in adult libations. Okay enough about our cruise but there is something I would like to touch base on something concerning Carnival Cruise Line. I saw today that Carnival is offering a 4 day Caribbean cruise for $38.00 a night and pushing that it's cheaper than staying in a Motel 6, you think that's a good idea do you? Let me bring up some things that might change your mind.... first of all it's an inside stateroom, if you have ever stayed in an inside stateroom it is not the way to go, always dark no windows (portholes for the savvy)....2nd $38.00 is based on double occupancy so it's actually $76.00 a night. If you are single it will cost you $76.00 a night as well....lastly there are no cancellations allowed...Evidently, they need all the money they can get. So think twice on that one friends.....I highly recommend Celebrity Cruise Line. All for now....have a good one!!

"I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" ~Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, "Officer of the Day"

I'm back, did you miss me????

Okay, again it happened, said I wouldn't stay away so long....I lied, drat!!!! Now that I'm back, what shall we talk about? We could talk about the election, not no but hell no. We could talk about the idiots who have suggested about pulling their states away from this great nation of ours and forming their own...what are you people smokin'?????? Speaking of smoking....legalize it, tax it, smoke it, and live happily ever after, after all it's organic......till the next time, Hugs to all!!

Rush, the most amazing jerk, Limbaugh

One thing I have to say to Mr. Asshole is ....why are you still allowed to broadcast anywhere???

Because the ruling was in favor of Ryan Braun, do you know what kind of monster has been created? He is probably one of the most arrogant people and now there has been fuel added to the fire. Let's face it, he flunked the drug test and he should man-up and face the consequences....

Picture courtesy of la times

The Most Powerful Argument For Gay Marriage From A Republican

The Most Powerful Argument For Gay Marriage From A Republican

Take a listen, this is a good watch..

First snowstorm of the year hit yesterday, fortunately Des Moines only got 4.6 inches of snow. Did I mention that is was a heavy heavy snow...great snow for building a snowman or having a snowball fight. Nope this gal didn't partake in either, instead I sat with a few friends at a favorite hangout of mine (Francie's) enjoying an adult beverage, or two, and engaging in conversation. It's amazing to me how a conversation can be going along and just one word can trigger it to go in a totally different direction....I don't believe any of our conversations had an ending. What's even more interesting to me is that we are all meeting for breakfast today and I am sure some of those conversations will pick-up right where they left off....haha You gotta love it...I know I do.

Okay, so this guy, psychiatrist Keith Ablow, thinks Newt Gingrich's infidelity might make him more capable of running the country....let's see, a "dick" (no pun intended) running the country or a man that is rolling in the dough not wanting to reveal any of his tax returns or finances. Personally, I could care less what goes on behind closed doors, but on the other hand Mr. Romney makes me a little nervous. I am not a big fan of hiding things. At least Gingrich was open about his needs....

Now whether being promiscuous or shady I fear the Republicans have a long and bumpy road ahead...

Picture courtesy of thinkprogress.org

Okay, I know I said I would not let the time go buy sooo long before another post....I lied. Let me give you somewhat of an explanation. I will be the first to admit that I have been taken into the depth and far reaches of Facebook and Twitter, not to mention having an IPad 2 and a 3g phone....damn the Angry Birds and Words with Friends, they are everywhere. The truth of the matter is by the time I get ready to blog about a subject it is old news due to the constant improvements in the techno world. I know you are all thinking she can't be blaming the lack of blogging on anything but herself...yep, you are right. I truly will give it my all to do a much better job of boring or entertaining you...hoping it's the latter. Stay tuned....

Another one has lost the fight with cancer. I will not give that word the decency to be recognized.

Government Shutdown

Just who determines who is "essential" and who is not???? I will tell you who, the assholes that are at fault for this mess. How can Congress be considered essential and the military not? Everyone is so gung ho to change laws then why not change who determines who gets paid and who doesn't and who will be in charge of that decision. Just a thought....your thoughts????

Thanks to all of the men and women that have faught, are fighting, and have given their lives for this great country of ours, God Bless America!!!!

How the hell is everybody....I hope this finds you all well. Okay, you have Idol, (which I think was fixed), Kenny Chesney, Summertime, is in town, and it's "Thirsty Thursday".....what more can you ask for, Singin, drinkin, and thinkin My Tractor is Sexy?
What should the topic of discussion be tonight?......after a bottle of Pinot, I think it should be.....wait here it comes....

"Ater Ten O'clock snacks"

I prefer anything that is there. It can be a miniature Snickers, which is only there to tease you, or a handful of peanuts (have to have salty)....oh wait let's throw a pizza in the oven. Heaven help us if there is sundae fixins around, a little ice cream and whatever toppings are in the house ( c'mon you have all made a sundae that only you will eat). If nothing else folks we know the meaning of food for snackin...I believe whether you are stoned, drunk, or just wanting a late-night snack we all have something in common, which is, satisfying taste...a small amount eaten or drunk; "take a taste--you'll like it"
Later

Good afternoon all. Okay, so I am on my way to the grocery store and here comes two motorized scooters, with the pedal to the metal, occupied by two rather large people. Now, for whatever reason they may need them I do not know but one of them was puffing away on a cigarette. Please, just because you have motorized transportation due to not being able to walk or breathe, don't you think that puffing away might just be a little detrimental to your health? Another "nail in the coffin" so to speak. Maybe there should be some stipulations especially if their insurance company is footing the bill. No wonder the rates are sky high.

All my thoughts and prayers go to the all the people of Japan, The "Big Guy" must have been upset about something. Is this just the beginning for the so called end of the world that's suppose to happen in 2012? Things that make you go hmmmmmm.

America's Favorite Sport

America's favorite sport....how about mine? In my opinion there is no better sport in the world. Where else can you get a hot dog, bag of peanuts, an ice cold beer and not have to dress like "nanook of the north"? (that's for all you football fans) I will tell you where, right her in the good ol' USA. Oh, and did I mention that Des Moines has the triple "A" team for the Chicago Cubs. I tell you I am in seventh heaven, not only do we get to see the players who make it to the big show but we also see the ones that fall short and stay around and become fan favorites. I am also a first time season ticket holder and I am just beside myself....no more standing in line to try and get tickets, yes we do sell-out games, or having to drive around for the first three innings to find a parking place. I hope everyone has compassion for a pastime like I do......Go Cubs Go!

What the hell is this all about? All these wars in the Middle East countries are causing oil prices to boil over.....hot oil, get it? Why is it we can bail all these countries out and join in fighting their battles and we always take it in the ass? Quit bending over America.....ramen noodles, PB & J, and hotdogs are not my cup of tea!

Pictures courtesy of kimt.com

All the snow is gone, thanks for the tease Mother Nature. I say tease because all of us that live in the Midwest know that Old Man Winter is gonna hang around till the last minute...he hates leaving and will definitely wear out his welcome.

Ok, I can talk about things other than winter. I am sitting here patiently waiting for the Direct TV guy to get here to hook me ups some HD satalite. I love how they say they will be here between 8-12. far be it for them to be here at 8....it is now 9:30. Guess what, they just called and yipppeeee will be here in 30 minutes. My whole morning won't be wasted, imagine that.

I am heading to Costco to buy some things to send a package to a friend that's stationed in Afghanistan. They are pretty much in an area where there is no running water and very few everyday needs. If you get the urge here are a few things that they could use...

toilet paper or wet wipes or both
hard candy
chewing gum
deodorant
shampoo
liquid soap (no bar soap allowed)
lip balm
sunscreen
moisturizers
energy bars that won't melt
powdered energy drink packets
beef jerky
slim jims
visine
licorice
paper back books
movie dvd's
music cd's
razors
shave cream
peanuts especially individual packs that they can take in the field

I'm sure just about anything that fits in the above category would really be appreciated.

If you would like to send something his address is:
Adam Marquis
USFOR-A
Attn: J-9 Section
APO AE 09356

The best and cheapest is to use the new USPS APO boxes, flat rate for the big box is about $12.00. Do not use any rank in his address nor Afghanistan, just the APO address above. If you feel inclined a little note or thank you for your service in the box would be greatly appreciated I am sure.

Thanks to all of you that send something. And we ask that you keep them in your prayers.

I went to a funeral Wednesday and witnessed yet another instance, because someone didn't like the fact that they weren't liked by a family member, decided to bring the "racial ticket" into play. This person, who I might add is a black minister and I use that term "minister" loosely, got up in front of the church and called this family member out. This person who thought they were holier than thou made quite the spectacle of herself, not to mention put a dark cloud over the ceremony. This was a time for family members and friends to remember the good things about the deceased person's life and this woman decided to make it all about her.

Why is it some people have to take any opportunity they can to make something a racial issue? If this person is a servant of God, her actions should be an eye opener for everyone.
Tasha, rest in peace.

You guess it, the "Don" is thinking about throwing his hat (or should I say hair) into the ring with the likes of Palin, Bachmann, and Gingrich....would you vote for him??

Can you believe it, they are already talking about the caucuses here in good ol' Des Moines, Iowa. My question is, who in the hell will be running? There are several candidates and I take my hat off to each and everyone of them. Here they are opening up every aspect of their lives from birth on. Too bad it's not 50 years ago...nobody would have ever found out anything. I mean think about it, 50 years ago they never showed Lucy and Ricky in the same bed, much less sending pictures over the internet. What is a computer.... It was the old faithful Polaroid camera....shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture....sorry,

Well, we shall see what we shall see. I will certainly be commenting on the caucuses and the candidates. Stay tuned for the...shit I regret my actions when I was younger and now that I am older....what? a picture was on you-tube....dammit....stay tuned

Well, here it is another eve of Super Bowl Sunday and I could care less. Being a Bears' fan pretty much sums it up. It's real hard to root for the Packers and I am not rooting for a team that has sex offenders and players who "let's see if I can give you a blindside hit that will take you out of the game and I don't care how much you fine me for it". I understand that football is a contact sport but, really?

I do feel for the fans that, due to bad weather, are having a problem getting to the game. After paying the prices of air-fare and tickets alone, you at least want to have a hassle free trip. Thanks again "Ma Nature", you are giving Texas a dose of what we mid-westerners go through every year. So, take that.......be thankfull it's a dome and a balmy 72 derees at game time. I am a firm believer of playing the game in the elements. Gee, I hope the dome's roof doesn't get stuck open......nevermind it's closed, big babies.