Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Enough Said....


This is what you find in the dictionary between the words bitartrate and bitchery.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Mom Always Liked You Best

Snorkeling In Iowa


Who says we don't have winter fun? I thnk there might be some frozen parts, best be careful they don't fall off into little bitty pieces. Too many "hot toddies" for this guy....

Sister Sue

No excuses other than being lazy as to why there hasn't been any blogging done on my part since early November.(oops) Anyway went to Arkansas for Thanksgiving and surprisingly enough Sue was doing pretty good. She has a headache all the time, some days mild and some are pretty bad. Thanks to Activia she has blossomed from high 70s to 95 lbs. She eats the sh@! out of that stuff. I was waiting for her to eat the containers too. It was good seeing everyone even tho there were a few tiffs along the way.

My brother Mark and my nephew Josh drove 16 hrs. to get there. Their trip back was pretty tough, they decided to drive straight through. Mark said by far the hardest thing he has to do for a long time. For me it was a 10 hr. drive. I arrived on Tuesday before Thanksgiving and came back to the snowy state of Iowa on Saturday. Did I mention that I drove in snow from Chillicothe Missouri to Des Moines? Well, till the next trip in the spring....

Monday, November 3, 2008

Amazing Race 13

I figured there would be a non-elimination round soon. Ken & Tina dodged a bullet. We will see if Ken can get past the tears and remain in the game. Tina, lighten up. Speaking of lightening up; Sarah, I know you and Terrence are dating but I think I would have painted him green last night.....he's a little bossy and way too emotional.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Amazing Race 13

See ya! Aja & Ty were the next couple eliminated. They just couldn't get it together. Speed kills...Terence and Sarah were penalized because they were stopped for speeding. They incurred a 30 minute penalty and dropped from 3rd to 5th place for the finish. Not to worry....

The Wizard of Sarah

Friday, October 24, 2008

Amzing Race 13


Another one bites the dust...Marisa and Brooke became the 4th team eliminated. Nick and Starr are my team to hate. I think my favorite teams are Toni & Dallas and Terence & Sarah, good luck!

Survivor Gabon



See ya....Kelly is the latest victim of Survivor Gabon. She is definately one of the weakest on the Fang team. Actually, they all pretty much s*@K. The sooner they merge the tribes the better off the members of the Fang tribe will be. Then watch how they are all picked off like flies.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Bailout???????????

Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze? I don't know, you tell me?????

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Ye Sure Can Cook

But you can't dance worth a lick. Too bad you couldn't have channeled your culinary talents to your body and cooked up a couple of moves to prolong the inevitable. My advice "stick to cooking".

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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.....

I grew up with the "Brady Bunch", I did not need to know the ins and outs (no pun intended) of the backstage shenanigans. And here I thought the only bad thing that involved Marcia was her getting hit in the face with the football....

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Happy Halloween


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Amazing Race 13

When all else fails, read the directions. These boneheads incurred a thirty minute penalty for not following directions, hence they ended up being 9th and were eliminated.

Liquid Assets

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Eileen Herlie Dead At 90


Eileen Herlie, a stage and TV actress who appeared on "All My Children" for more than three decades as the motherly Myrtle Fargate, died Wednesday from pneumonia. She was 90.
Herlie joined the show in 1976 to play Myrtle, her last appearance on the show was in June.
Before joining the "soap" world she was a regular on Broadway. Farewell to an accomplished actress.

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Friday, October 10, 2008

Survivor-Gabon

I am not quite sure why the "Fang" tribe got rid of Jacquie. Here is one of the strongest team members and she's gone bye bye. Kelly, Ken, and G.C. couldn't beat theirselves out of a wet paper bag. This teams defeat in the immunity challenge was pathetic. I don't believe anyone but Matty & Jacquie participated, hello what don't you understand about the word "team"?

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